What if Bilbo have this really big crush on Bombur because by Hobbit standards his proportions makes him a really hot hunk and then Thorin’s all jealous and tries to do shit just to get his bb Bilbo’s attention.
WHAT NO YOU LOOK AMAZING THIS PICTURE IS SO GOOD!!!!!! Fellow Asian girls give me life~~~!!!!! dont u dare delete disOH michi thank you! But I post really porny drawings so i don’t want my face up there too long in case someone at work sees it (no one knows of my shameful thirst for bottom shota john and daddy kink!). Just want to share myself a little bit though so. :)
Sometimes there’s these days when you scoll through AO3 to look for Sherlock bottom John fanfics and there’s too much bottomlock and you’re like ugh, so you go to look for Hobbit fanfics instead because you’re pretty sure a lot of it is bottom Bilbo.
I just pretty fucking much like bottom martin okay??!!! And Size Diff. Nomnomnom.
Anonymous said: There's a funny forensics John fic over on LJ (The Inconsequential Death of Mr. Stevens, by Stickstockstone), if that satisfies your police-officer-John cravings. No smut, though.
I AM READING THIS RIGHT NOW!!!
Thank you anon for the rec!!!
CAN I JUST SAY HOW MUCH I CRAVE FOR THESE KIND OF THINGS?Bless, bless bless!