What if Bilbo have this really big crush on Bombur because by Hobbit standards his proportions makes him a really hot hunk and then Thorin’s all jealous and tries to do shit just to get his bb Bilbo’s attention.

traumachu replied to your photo“New glassesssss! Sorryformyfaceonyourdash. Hello yes I am asian.”
WHAT NO YOU LOOK AMAZING THIS PICTURE IS SO GOOD!!!!!! Fellow Asian girls give me life~~~!!!!! dont u dare delete dis
OH michi thank you!  But I post really porny drawings so i don’t want my face up there too long in case someone at work sees it (no one knows of my shameful thirst for bottom shota john and daddy kink!). Just want to share myself a little bit though so. :)

Sometimes there’s these days when you scoll through AO3 to look for Sherlock bottom John fanfics and there’s too much bottomlock and you’re like ugh, so you go to look for Hobbit fanfics instead because you’re pretty sure a lot of it is bottom Bilbo.

I just pretty fucking much like bottom martin okay??!!!

And Size Diff. Nomnomnom.

Anonymous said: There's a funny forensics John fic over on LJ (The Inconsequential Death of Mr. Stevens, by Stickstockstone), if that satisfies your police-officer-John cravings. No smut, though.

traumachu:

I AM READING THIS RIGHT NOW!!!

Thank you anon for the rec!!!

CAN I JUST SAY HOW MUCH I CRAVE FOR THESE KIND OF THINGS?Bless, bless bless!

archiaart:

Very Important Exams - a greaserlock comic~!

Teaser pages 1-7 out of 24 pages!

When the book is finished I will open orders :D Both PDF and book options will be available (and all book buyers will get a PDF to read while the book is being printed!) Money will go towards my trip to the US (and, of couse, Sherlock Seattle con~~!)

Please wish me luck to finish this quickly ^_^ I will not be around on tumblr much until I am done <3