Filthiest Johnlock fanfic recs. (purely bottom john sorrynotsorry)

Some not usually recommended because it’s just basically smut, or because it’s pure sin. Everything from dirty talk, daddy kink, slutty Johns and whatnot.

To be updated every now and then.

PART 1

Are you Gonna be a Good Girl?
by Sexxica

(daddy kink, genderplay)

Sherlock buys John a special new outfit for their favourite game.

Naughty girl by perp

(daddy kink, genderbender, femjohn)

Sherlock has a special relationship with one of his students. One day, he sees her purposefully flirting with another boy in his class. Someone’s getting punished.

Sheets by anoncock

(daddy kink, pedophilia, incest, not johnlock, john/his dad)

John’s father often supposes there’s something wrong with him.

Let Sleeping Detectives Lie by TheDevilsFeet 

(dirty talk, slutty john)

John comes home tired after a disappointing day to find Sherlock waiting. After a few kisses and touches, they fall asleep without shagging,for one of the first times in their entire history together! Which might be why John wakes up randy at 4 in the morning to find Sherlock, still sleeping, and in a similar state. But should he wake the detective up to fix their situation? PWP

The BabySitter by JaimeLuthor, kitty43

( daddy kink, dirty talk, pedophilia)

Sherlock is 18 & John is 12. They meet because Sherlock’s & John’s mothers are friends and John needs help in school. Unwillingly, Sherlock becomes John’s tutor. Too bad for John that Sherlock decides that on top of helping John with schoolwork, Sherlock is going to turn John into his perfect toy.

Property of SH by JaimeLuthor, kitty43

(dirty talk, daddy kink, panty kink, minor crossdressing)

This story can be read with “John Calls In”, but can also be read as a standalone. Sherlock gets his way, and John must do what he asks.

The Power of Emotion by cadkitten

(dirty talk, rough sex)

He was still angry, very much so, for the years he’d spent thinking Sherlock dead… for all the time he’d had to spend trying to get over his passing and move on with his life, only to have him come back into it, perfectly healthy and alive.

Monsters Among us by captaincumberbitch

(omegaverse, rape, dark!Sherlock who kills people by fucking them)

John, an Omega, is happily married to a Beta, Tim. They’re expecting a baby. But because Tim’s a Beta, they can’t bond. John goes out one evening alone. And we all know what happens to unbonded pregnant Omegas.

Hormones & Babies by perp

(omegaverse, genderbender, femjohn, lactation kink)

Sherlock and Joan try for a baby… and succeed.

Naked (you are as simple as one of your hands) by daleked (WIP)

(omegaverse, futalock, john w/ breasts)

Omega!John used to be a lingerie model, but those days are over. Enter his current flatmate, Sherlock Holmes, who finds an old catalogue from John’s modelling days.

The Red Box by Cleo2010

(Panty kink)

John wears women’s underwear sometimes. Sherlock is surprised and turned on.

Anonymous asked: #randomplotbunny While looking for a specific medical book at the university library, John found the original Sherlock Holmes book written by Conan Doyle and got sucked in, meeting Sherlock himself.

traumachu:

traumachu:

PLOT BUNNY UP FOR ADOPTION!

My bunny hutch is overcrowded already! The little bunnies are all pressed up against each other with their fur poking through the wire mesh and some of them don’t get fed because there are far too many of them. It’s inhumane! 

Someone please take this sweet little bunny!! 

@justthefangirl said: He meets Sherlock Holmes and immediately falls in love with him. Sherlock fights the attraction, due to legal reasons and stigmas and he was discouraged from it, but he gives in. But then John has to go back to his real world. But Sherlock followed.

*cries* THAT IS PERFECT

…Not knowing that Moriarty managed to follow them causing peril in the real world. The only way to end it was to finish the Reichenbach chapter. And then Sherlock comes back as a modern reincarnation.

poptartspirit asked: Do you write fics? If yes, could you link me?

Yes I do??? But all of them are smut so far hahadontjudgeme. archiveofourown(.)org/users/Shirelocks/

ewebean:

Thorinyasha and Bilbome.
For the letsdrawthehobbit challenge where you had to crossover with any anime and I chose InuYasha.

GADDAMIT EWE WHY IS YOUR ASK NOT WORKING I CANNOT DIRECTLY GUSH OUT ON YOU AAHHH, I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FUSHIGI AU AND I GOT SO EXCITED BUT THIS INUYASHA AU IS ALSO EQUALLY EXCITING THANK. #ILOVEAUAU #CUZBILBOGETSSUCKEDINANOTHERUNIVERSESOAUAU

ewebean:

Thorinyasha and Bilbome.

For the letsdrawthehobbit challenge where you had to crossover with any anime and I chose InuYasha.

GADDAMIT EWE WHY IS YOUR ASK NOT WORKING I CANNOT DIRECTLY GUSH OUT ON YOU AAHHH, I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FUSHIGI AU AND I GOT SO EXCITED BUT THIS INUYASHA AU IS ALSO EQUALLY EXCITING THANK. #ILOVEAUAU #CUZBILBOGETSSUCKEDINANOTHERUNIVERSESOAUAU

pandamani:


Thorin he’s totally out of your league.  I turned this into another young!Thorin Erebor AU
Bagginshield Month Request:



eudoxiav asked you:



Bilbo is raised by dwarves. He wears his hair long (with braids and beads), he tries to grow a beard (only managing sideburns), but can’t be bothered with shoes (they’re uncomfortable, damn it). And thorin is totally taken by this strange creature.










CAN WE MAKE THIS A THING, FANFIC, ANYTHING????

pandamani:

CAN WE MAKE THIS A THING, FANFIC, ANYTHING????

(via ewebean)

ludricous asked: You seriously have the same kinks as mine PLEASE LET ME LOVE YOU

LET’S BE TRASH TOGETHER YESSS.

My prompts in the johnwantsit blog just revealed what a dirty trash I am.

dwalinroxxx:

Jaeger crews from this beautiful crossover fic ‘I Sang In My Chains Like The Sea’ by LittleBigSpoon.
If you like The Hobbit AND Pacific Rim - GO AND READ IT NOW because it’s marvelous and everything you might want from a crossover.
All designs and ideas belong to wonderful Spoon, who kindly helped me to picture every character here. Thank you so much for this gorgeous story and constant support.  You’re amazing)

(Source: dwaroxxx)